"Bernadette"

TODAY I TOOK THE BUS TO WORK
AND A SWEET OLD LADY GOT ON AFTER ME
AND SAT NEXT TO ME

HALFWAY TO WORK SHE FELL ASLEEP
AND HER HEAD WAS ON MY SHOULDER

TRYING TO BE NICE
I GENTLY TRIED TO WAKE HER
BEFORE MY STOP CAME

SHE WASN'T SLEEPING

I LET A DEAD WOMAN LIE ON ME FOR THIRTY MINUTES
FOR THIRTY MINUTES

Composed by J. Eliot DeGolia