"Bernadette"
TODAY I TOOK THE BUS TO WORK AND A SWEET OLD LADY GOT ON AFTER ME AND SAT NEXT TO ME HALFWAY TO WORK SHE FELL ASLEEP AND HER HEAD WAS ON MY SHOULDER TRYING TO BE NICE I GENTLY TRIED TO WAKE HER BEFORE MY STOP CAME SHE WASN'T SLEEPING I LET A DEAD WOMAN LIE ON ME FOR THIRTY MINUTES FOR THIRTY MINUTES |
![]() Composed by J. Eliot DeGolia |









