Composed by Eddie Leonard
"Electra"

I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND MISSED MY BUS!
NOW I'M OUT OF BREATH AND LATE FOR WORK!
HOW AM I TO DEAL?
MY CLIENT WON'T BE HAPPY
NOT SINCE COLLEGE HAVE I MISSED THE BUS

WHERE DID MY HEEL GO?
NOW WHERE'S MY PHONE?
I'VE GOT TO CALL IN LATE
I'VE GOT TO CHANGE MY FATE!

(she pulls out her phone and dials)

SO MY CAR BROKE THIS MORNING
TRIED TO TAKE THE BUS
MY MOTHER DIED THIS MORNING
AND I MISSED THE BUS

WONDER IF THEY'LL BUY IT
WHEN THEY KNOW ABOUT MY HEADACHE

I WAS IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM LAST NIGHT
I'LL WALK INTO THE OFFICE
BUT FIRST I'LL TEAR MY SHIRT
I'LL TOSSLE MY HAIR AND I'LL PROCLAIM:
I GOT ROBBED!
I GOT ROBBED!
AND MISSED THE BUS

What? What's that?
The presentation has been canceled?
No, that's fine!

HAIL TO MY IDLING REWARD
HAIL TO MY IDLING REWARD
I'M OFF TO THE SPA!