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"Sergi & Britney"

SERGI: Do you see that girl over there?
Isn't she beautiful?
I'm afraid to talk to her.
But I found out her name.
It's Britney.

HERE I'M WAITING FOR THE 61C
EVERY FRIDAY I SEE HER, BRITNEY
HOPEFULLY SHE'LL NOTICE ME
WITH THIS TOKEN OF GRATUITY

BRITNEY: I JUST LOVE MY HAIR TODAY
EVERYONE IS LOOKING MY WAY
IT'S PROBABLY MY MODEL'S STANCE
I'M A NATURAL BORN STAR CELEBRITY

SERGI: THERE SHE IS! DO I LOOK NERVOUS?
LOOK, HER EYES ARE AIMING AT ME
Hey, what's up?
OH, THAT WASN'T ME
I GUESS I'LL MOVE IN AND REVERE

BRITNEY: HEY GIRL, DO YOU LIKE MY SHOES?
I HEAR THAT TIFF IS THE NEWS!
DO YOU KNOW THAT CREEP OVER THERE?
I HOPE HE DOESN'T MAKE THE MOVES!

SERGI: I THINK SHE SAW ME. OH THIS IS GRAND!
MAYBE I'LL GO FOR HER HAND
HOW ARE YOU? MY NAME'S SERG.
THESE FLOWERS ARE FOR YOU
YOU'RE NICE AND...

BRITNEY: WHO ARE YOU? WHAT ARE THESE FOR?
CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE TAKING MY FLOOR?
I CAN TELL YOU'RE TOTALLY A BORE
SO PLEASE DON'T BOTHER ME ANYMORE

SERGI: BUT THESE ARE FOR YOU, WE SPOKE LAST WEEK

BRITNEY: Ha! We just bumped!
AND I MADE A SHRIEK
I SUPPOSE I'LL TAKE THIS GIFT
Thanks!

SERGI: AH, A WOMAN'S MYSTIQUE!
THIS IS QUITE THE LUCKY DAY
NOW I HOPE I DON'T MISSPEAK

BRITNEY: IT'S A SONG, I HEAR WHAT YOU SAY
AND BESIDES, YOU HAVE A NICE PHYSIQUE
NEVER THOUGHT I'D FALL FOR HIM

SERGI: NEVER THOUGHT SHE'D FALL FOR ME

SERGI/BRITNEY: DOES THIS HAPPEN EVERYDAY
AT THE PORT AUTHORITY?
OH! IT MUST BE DESTINY!
NOW I'M GLAD I RIDE THE BUS TO

BRITNEY: WORK!

SERGI: SCHOOL!