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"Tanya"

TANYA:
I WORK AT MAGEE
DOIN' RADIOLOGY
I SCHEDULE THESE KIDS
FOR THEIR APPOINTMENTS
IT'S NOT A BAD JOB
BUT THE KIDS ARE SICK

THE PARENTS
THEY CARE, CARE, CARE
BUT THEY DON'T SEE
THESE THINGS TAKE TIME, TIME
AND YOU'VE GOT TO WAIT IN LINE
AND YOU'VE GOT TO
SIT THERE AND WAIT
AND COME RIGHT IN
FOR YOUR APPOINTMENT
NOW!

I KNOW YINZ GOT JOBS
AND PLENTY OF PLACES TO BE
BUT IF YOUR KID'S IN PAIN
THEN YOU'VE GOT TO

TANYA, FIRST PARENT:
SIT THERE AND WAIT
AND COME RIGHT IN
FOR YOUR APPOINTMENT
NOW!

FIRST PARENT:
I HAVE A CHILD A LOVELY FOUR YEAR OLD CHILD
I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
I GO TO WORK

SECOND PARENT:
I HAVE TWINS

FIRST AND SECOND PARENTS:
I RIDE THIS BUS JUST TO SEE HER (THEM) GROW

TANYA:
THE PARENTS, THEY

TANYA, FIRST AND SECOND PARENTS:
CARE, CARE, CARE

TANYA:
BUT THEY DON'T SEE
THESE THINGS TAKE TIME, TIME
AND YOU'VE GOT TO WAIT IN LINE

TANYA, FIRST AND SECOND PARENTS:
AND YOU'VE GOT TO
SIT THERE AND WAIT
AND COME RIGHT IN
FOR YOUR APPOINTMENT
NOW!

TANYA:
I'll schedule you as soon as I can!