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"Von"

Hey, nice camera.
Are you in photography school?
Are you taking a photography class?
Are you doin' a photography project?

Where do you go to school?
What's the camera for then?

Oh, sick.

HEY!
YOU SHOULD TAKE A PICTURE OF ME
PUT IT ON A WANTED POSTER
SAY THAT I'M CRAZY
SAY I GOT RABIES
SAY THAT I'M WANTED
BY THE FBI, THE CIA
SAY THAT I'M INSANE
AND WANTED...

Yeah, wouldn't that be sick?

HEY!
YOU SHOULD TAKE A PICTURE OF ME
PUT IT ON A WANTED POSTER
SAY THAT I'M CRAZY
SAY THAT I GOT RABIES
SAY THAT I'M WANTED
BY THE FBI, THE CIA
SAY THAT I'M INSANE AND
WANTED...FOR...UH...

Haha, yeah, that'd be sick.
It'd give me great publicity.

I GO TO CCAC
THE COMMUNITY COLLEGE
HA HA HA!
I'M AN ART STUDENT
JUST TRYING TO GET BY
SCRAPIN' MY DOLLAZ
CAN'T AFFORD NO CMU!

COMMUNITY COLLEGE
FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS
< I mean, you gotta get your two years when they're free, right?
THEN I'M GONNA GO SOMEWHERE REAL...

(rapping)
YOU KNOW WHAT?
PEOPLE SAY THAT I'M CRAZY,
BUT I'M NOT CRAZY
THE CRAZY ONES BELIEVE WHAT THEY'RE TOLD
REALITY AIN'T REAL
IT'S ALL LIES
LIES TO CONTROL US!
THAT'S WHY I NOT BEHAVING
DON'T PUT NO CUFFS AROUND ME
CUZ THAT DON'T MEAN I'M CRAZY

(singing)
I CAN SAY WHAT I WANT
THIS HERE'S A PUBLIC PLACE
THIS SHIT IS LIKE NIETZCHE, YEAH!
FREEDOM FROM OPPRESSION!

DON'T CARRY A GUN
I'M NOT A FIGHTER, NO
I'LL USE MY TALK
MY TAICHI TALK-CHI KUNG FU ON YOU!

THEN YOU CAN TAKE MY PICTURE
AND GIVE IT TO THE POLICE
TELL THEM THAT
I'M THE P-U-BLIC ENEMY!
PUT ME ON SIGNS ALL OVER THE CITY:
MOST WANTED CRIMINAL
CRAZY MAN VON
MY NAME IS V-O-N, VON!

CRAZY ON THE LOOSE
WOO WOO!
YOU CAN'T CATCH ME

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'
CAUSE I KNOW I'M FREE
NOBODY TO FOOL ME
I JUST ACT HOW I PLEASE

Man, those two girls are hot!
I wanna bake 'em into a cheesecake.
You know, a big, round, cheesecake-y cheesecake!
They're like plums...